Composed Elements

On my first day back to work from my weeklong trip to China, I found out that I brought back a Chinese virus with me.  No, it wasn’t SARS or the bird flu.  I overheard one of my coworkers complaining to the IT department that he somehow received a virus on his computer that kept playing Chinese pop music.  And it would play a different song every time.  Really, it did – I heard it.  Apparently this virus did other things too…

Coworker:  There’s also the sound of this girl moaning.
IT guy:  OK…
Coworker:  No, really.  It sounds like “uhhh uhhh.”
IT guy:  [Silence]