Composed Elements

My old roommates and I used to keep a running list of the dumb things we would say. The first day we did that, we filled up a page of quotes. Last night we were hanging out and decided to document these moments again. Here are a few highlights:

Looking at the AT&T building.
“Oh, I thought that AT&T sign was the moon.”

After a girl slips and falls in the rain, in all seriousness, my friend said:
“Was she wearing rollerblades?”
Later on…
“It was sure slippery when she fell.”