Composed Elements

My new time waster is following Shaq on Twitter. There’s something endearing about his deep thoughts, bad grammar, bad spelling, and how he quotes himself sometimes.

Here are some of my favorite Twitterings:

How come i have the mr rogers neighborhhood theme song stuk n my head, iz he still alive 8:05 AM Nov 29th from txt

Is plexico in trouble, mayor bloomberg sounded mad 1:05 PM Dec 1st from txt

Cant sleep i think i maay have mental imsomnia, plus im watchn the lost boys 10:59 PM Nov 23rd from txt

On my way to oklahoma city, gettin ready to send 2 million lbs of peanut butta to africa 12:52 PM Nov 24th from txt

Im wearing a jacket dat says 1946, a lady asked me wat it means, i replied, mam its the yr i was born. Lol 3:17 PM Nov 24th from txt

The best way to secure happiness is 2 b az happy as u can everyday Shaquille oneal 7:26 PM Dec 8th from txt

All my life, i pray for someone like you, and i thank god that i finally found you Kci and jojo 1:50 AM Dec 5th from txt