Composed Elements


Think again
August 1, 2008, 12:13 pm
Filed under: Fun Stuff

Here are two companies with unfortunate website addresses that aren’t what you think.

www.whorepresents.com

www.penisland.net



My new favorite website
July 28, 2008, 2:40 pm
Filed under: Fun Stuff

The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks

If you feel uneasy about trying something new, I’ll start you off slowly with one of their funny entries.



Ja Ja Ja
May 7, 2008, 11:28 am
Filed under: Fun Stuff

My coworker sent me this link a couple of days ago and it’s still making me laugh. If you’re a fan of “The Office” and saw last week’s episode, this will crack you up.

Click Here



As he sped up in his Camaro, his mullet danced in the wind…
April 15, 2008, 3:32 pm
Filed under: Fun Stuff

Am I being lazy because I’m sending you over to someone else’s blog post instead of writing my own new entry? No way. I’m just spreading the love. It’s that funny. And I only share things I love with you. Sooooo romantic!

Click here



Never gonna give you up
April 7, 2008, 5:22 pm
Filed under: Fun Stuff

I have been rick-rolled one too many times now. I keep falling for it, clicking on every link friends send me. I’m so trusting…or bored.

Rick-rolling has gotten out of hand at my office as well. A couple of weeks ago, a few of the younger workers at my office started getting rick-rolled and it cracked us up. Last Friday, the president was out of the office and that’s when it got out of control. I heard Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” blasting from room to room like falling dominoes, each time picking up from where the other song left off. All the older executives in our office got rick-rolled. Many of these people aren’t too computer savvy and got really flustered and started calling the IT department for help, forgetting it was the IT department that was rick-rolling them. So they just got laughed at for a long time. There was one older executive that hadn’t gotten rick-rolled, but instead had just discovered iTunes and blasted Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You” from his office. The combination of 90s music was beautiful.

In case you’ve never been rick-rolled and don’t want to feel left out, you can click here.

Here’s a pie chart my friend sent me of facts about Rick Astley.



Laughy laugh laugh? hrmmm?
April 1, 2008, 7:27 pm
Filed under: Fun Stuff

Jokes I’ve heard in the last 12 hours:

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?
A: Because he had no’body’ to go with.

Yo momma is so fat that she ate the Internet. All of it, the whole thing.



Oh where art thou, brother?
October 1, 2007, 3:50 am
Filed under: About Me, Fun Stuff

Yes, I’ve been M.I.A for a awhile. Where have I been? I got a new job. I said to Yahoo!, “Smell ya later!” and hopped on the A-train to the bright lights of West L.A. Okay, I made up that A-train part because there aren’t any A-trains in L.A…just sucky ones. Maybe F-train? And now my commute to work is an hour to an hour and a half everyday, but I get to hear celebrity gossip first. So exciting. I don’t even need TMZ or PerezHilton because I’m already there.

I’ve also been busy watching this video. It’s the best crazy Indian dance video I’ve ever seen. It has everything you’d ever want in a dance video – crumping, a gazillion costume changes, entourage dancing, and oooh forbidden dances…Oh wait, I forgot to mention it’s from the ’90s. Need I say more? No, because I’ve already piqued your interest.



What a difference!
August 22, 2007, 3:08 am
Filed under: Fun Stuff, Music

This made me laugh really hard for a really long time:

And in today’s news, huzzah! – M.I.A.’s long awaited sophomore album, “Kala,” was released today! No longer will M.I.A. stand for “Missing In Action”…actually it still will, but it won’t be as fitting. Reasons why you should love her:

1. She’s from the U.K. and has that awesome accent.
2. Uh hello! Experimental elecronica and rap!
3. On her last album, she used global sounds for her album…but for this one, she went all mobile on us and went out to a number of different cities in the world recording global sounds. Now she’s going to the music…deep.
4. This song, “Boyz,” is very addictive.